Thanks.

We here at BBQMF would like to say thanks for the recent attention with all the likes and reblogs and whatnot. Starting up a business is expensive, and when trying to do things the right way instead of cutting costs at the expense of quality, it is not easy.

We are making sure that what you get when you buy from us is the absolute best we can give you.

We are always open to a random dollar or two from donations - just send it to our paypal, orders@bbqmf.net.

But seriously, everyone. Thanks.

EDIT: We should point out that we cannot ship sauces at all right now, and can only ship rubs to certain places. We are working on expanding ohr ‘coverage area.’

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT OUR FUCKING BBQ SAUCES

BBQMF SIGNATURE IS FOR YOU OUT THERE THAT LIKE TRADITION AND IF SHIT AIN’T BROKE IT DON’T NEED FUCKING FIXING. IT’S SWEET AND TANGY AND IT’S FUCKING GOOD BARBECUE SAUCE

PISS ‘N VINEGAR IS FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THAT ARE LIKE I WANT MORE TANGINESS IN MY SAUCE LIKE TANGINESS IS EVEN A WORD WELL FUCK YOU WE MADE IT HAPPEN

DIABETIC COMA IS FOR YOU ICE CREAM SUCKING SHITS THAT JUST WANT TO DOUSE EVERYTHING IN HONEY AND WE UNDERSTAND BECAUSE ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS YOU KNOW FUCK IT WE DON’T JUDGE

HELLFIRE IS FOR YOU BAWDY LITTLE FART WHISPERERS THAT JUST WANT SOME DAMN HEAT ON YOUR PORK OR CHICKEN OR MASHED POTATOES HELL I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU PUT IT ON LOOK ABOVE WE DON’T JUDGE MOTHERFUCKER

HAIR OF THE DOG IS FOR WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A HARD DAY AND WANT BASICALLY 0% OF YOUR DINNER TO NOT HAVE ALCOHOL WHISKEY AND COKE MAKE THIS SHIT AWESOME AND IT IS RECOMMENDEDREQUIRED IF YOU WORK IN CUSTOMER SERVICE

IF YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE TN AREA LET US KNOW YOU CAN SAMPLE THIS SHIT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

Update on where we are:
We are at 4% of our goal.  We need to raise about $600, and the sooner we get the money in, the better BBQMF is going to be!  I know it’s asking a lot, but if you out there in Tumblr-land want to support an absolutely brand-new small business, consider tossing a dollar to our paypal, using paypal id martin@bbqmotherfucker.com.

Can’t afford a dollar?  I’ve been there.  Do us a favor and spread this around!  Every single dollar counts.  Thanks so much for your support and encouragement thus far, everyone.  We love you all and can’t wait to get business booming!